Survey : hey. can anyone please help me with a moral dilemma?

seriously. you know i always want to do the right thing and be a good person. i have to make a serious decision and i don't know who to ask so i'm turning to you fine people. ok, so, anyway, i'm getting older and i want to settle down and own a trailer and have five kids, you know, the american dream. my sister cathy has been very good to me, but my sister janet has a better body and she's younger. so which should i marry, because i don't want to get it wrong and be stuck forever with a bad wife. thanks a lot.